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Dear male teacher, I like how you saw me reach into my backpack, shuffle around in there for a minute, slip something in my sleeve, raise my hand, and immediately said, "You can go." Sincerely, way to do the math. »

Dear old men with long white beards, 11 months out of the year you look like a total creeper, but in December you suddenly become awesome. Sincerely, Santa! Is that really you?! »

Dear student whose paper I'm grading, I quote; "i thnk abraham linkin was som rndom guy, i guess. idk. he hd a funny ht. he shood c som1 abut tht............" Sincerely, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! »

this is an actual convosation i had no lie

You: hiya]
Stranger: hi f m
You: which is it
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: THIS WOMPS!
You: you a 90’s childs
Stranger: no im 11
Stranger: How do I put a dildo in my pussy?
You: your 11
Stranger: yA
Stranger: WAAAAAAWAAAHHHHHH BOABY

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omegle

spine-injellyfish:

“Cancer seems to have 2 personalities. One is very outgoing, funny and quirky. The other is shy, moody and antisocial.”

nowyoukno:

So HOW did it happen?

http://bit.ly/yRuNBa